But you don’t know what the truth is do you, Ms Jones?

Loudly whispered suspicions have been confirmed that Olympian Marion Jones used performance enhancing substances in the lead up to the Sydney Olympics.

Jones has said that “tapped around the truth for too long”. Tapped around the truth? Ms Jones, you have stomped on the truth then run it over with a steam roller before burying it in an unmarked grave in a wasteland of denial. Then you have the temerity, as Raelene Boyle pointed out, to qualify your admission by stating it was the coach’s fault.

Flaxseed oil indeed. Have you no shame?